Please don’t tell your boyfriend that you are on your period unless he is planning on going down South with you (yes..you know exactly what I am talking about). Keep that time of the month info away from him unless it is going to get in the way somehow. If you are the type of chick that does get moody when you are on the rag, he will totally use that against you. How many times have you heard a man say, “Oh, you are in a bad mood…are you on your period or something?!” Keep his vision of your flower pure. Guys just don’t get the whole menstrual cramp thing.

Also…
Do not ever tell your boyfriend that you just farted. Guys don’t even want to think that girls do that. I know it is a natural thing but not in the eyes of your boyfriend. In his mind, guys and dogs are the only things that are supposed to fart.
