Are You A Booty Call?

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I was laughing my butt off last night (no pun intended) when my gal pal called me to ask if I thought the guy she recently met was texting her for a booty call!

bey-bootyI don’t mean to be Captain Obvious but there are plenty of clear signs if the guy you met has put you in the booty call category. 

largeRead below and see if you agree!!

tumblr_msi7hdG3A01rgj8vqo1_500#1.) He Only Sends You Messages After 10:00pm

Anything passed the double digits means he is looking for some late night lovin. If that is what you want too than go for it BUT don’t expect him to make you breakfast in the morning.

theresa-table-flip-gif#2.) He Does Not Bring You Out In Public

Did you meet a guy online or out at the club and still have not gone on a date? Don’t you find that odd? If the only time you see each other is under the sheets than it is time for you to wake up and smell what is really going on.

tumblr_mzldugxATd1torq82o1_500#3.) He Does Not Introduce You To His Friends

If a guy wants to call you his girlfriend than he will show you off to all his buddies. If you are only his mistress of the night than he will keep you hidden and only brag to his pals about your late night romps.

tumblr_m35zznM5TI1qm9cx0o5_500#4.) He Always Makes You Take A Taxi

For all you city girls, this one is for you. If your man only calls you in the evenings and makes you taxi it over to his place than I think that is a signal you are a booty call. A true gentleman will be considerate by picking you up or at least offering to pay for your taxi.

tumblr_inline_mtnqwpebyl1s01hc9#5.) Sexting Is How You Communicate

Read between the “I’m so horny” and “what are you wearing.”

Aroused_so_turned_on_right_now_horny#6.) You Feel Empty After Leaving

You just KNOW when a guy is into you on a LOVE level. Pay attention to his body language, words and the way he makes you feel. A man is supposed to make you feel like the most beautiful girl in the room, not the easiest piece of ass.

tumblr_mpatnqkQkP1rdts52o1_500#7.) There Are Too Many Empty Promises

If you are constantly feeling disappointed because he promises you the world and never delivers than it is time to CUT THE CORD!

tumblr_m43ib4i2t51qmsi14#8.) The Awkward Goodbye

If he gives you that random excuse on why you can’t stay the night than he does not want to see you in the morning. You do not deserve that! Your man should at least be buying you a Starbucks the next day.

3#9.) The Words “relationship” & “dating” Never Come Up

After seeing a guy for over a month and he never refers to the two of you as dating than perhaps it is time you move on.

Rules-Rules-Rules#10.) He Makes Booty Call Jokes

This is the oldest trick in the book. A guy will jokingly call you his “booty call” to see how you react OR slyly make you aware of how he does not want a relationship. Don’t fall for his playful bullshit.

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The Other Hubby

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